You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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