I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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