No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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