I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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