Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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