My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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