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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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