what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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