I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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