Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
