everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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