That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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