I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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