The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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