wakey wakey hands off snakey
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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