remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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