I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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