real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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