was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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