I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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