fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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