'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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