i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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