Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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