pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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