so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
