Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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