I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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