After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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