Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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