I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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