The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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