I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize