I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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