Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
