Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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