I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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