At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
