He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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