He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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