Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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