Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
