Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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