S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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