I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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