I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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