I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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