i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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