Where did you get a picture of my penis
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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