Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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