I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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